butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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