I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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