i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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