my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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