The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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