And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he fucked my hip out of place.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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