He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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