It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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