The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think brook has ever known best
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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