How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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