We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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