I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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