it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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