Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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