Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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