is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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