i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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