I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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