yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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