Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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