So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Someone stole a lamp last night.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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