so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
People with herpes should wear stickers.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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