He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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