So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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