I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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