i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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