One girl and one boy is just not enough.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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