Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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