Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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