She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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