There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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