i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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