That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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