I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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