Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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its like you know when i get waxed
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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