OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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