i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
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