Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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