And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Randomize
