He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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