I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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