I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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