People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
