Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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