We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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