wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
