Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
love makes seman taste better
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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