He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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