It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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