remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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