we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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